We don’t need no water

by lestro

I’m just not buying it.

Sorry, but I am not buying that the only way to “save the economy” is with a $700 billion bailout package that has to be passed NOW! NOW! NOW!

Admittedly, I am not an economist. But there has to be a better way to right the ship than charging every American taxpayer $5000 to make sure George Bush’s Trust Fund buddies get their golden parachutes.

According to the 2007 IRS FactBook, there were 138,894,000 income taxes filed last year. $700 billion divided by 138 million actually equals $5039.81 per taxpayer. $700 billion divided by estimated US population of 305 million equals $2295.08 per every single person in the country.

Over the past two days I have been watching Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke do their best to frighten Congress into passing a bailout package before anyone has a chance to see what’s in it.

Watching some of their “The Sky is Falling” testimony made me think of the run-up to the Iraq war, only this time, the “mushroom cloud” has been replaced with the ridiculous notion that our entire economic system will collapse in on itself.

Paulson and Bernanke’s sweaty brows and bulging eyes as they sit in the hot lights before Congress bear more than a passing resemblance to all those equally bug-eyed administration mouthpieces who told us over and over that not only did Saddam Hussein have weapons of mass destruction, he was getting ready to use them against us.

Even the President’s address the other night was reminiscent of when he went on the air in 2003 to explain to the American people why we had to invade Iraq.

This is an administration that has not only tried to use FEAR! to scare the Congress into giving away our rights, but also has led us into a war on false pretenses. Now, they are using the same tactics to try and get Congress to pass a $700 billion bailout package that most everyone, except the Bush administration, seems to think is fatally flawed.

It’s despicable, but I wish I could say it is surprising.

Just look at this quote yesterday from Johnny Mac:

The meeting with Mr. Bush on Thursday was precipitated by a call from Mr. McCain, who cast his request as a matter of urgent national priority. “Following Sept. 11, our national leaders came together at a time of crisis,” he told a small group of reporters, while reading the brief statement from a teleprompter, in a small ballroom at the New York Hilton Hotel. “We must show that kind of patriotism now.”

Sayfuckingwhat? Did he just use 9/11 to try and scare us into passing this horrible bailout package? You fucking scumbag.

Something does not add up. Maybe the reason John McCain needs to suspend his campaign is because his millionaire wife and their buddies are finally losing money so NOW it’s time to do something about the economy.

(And by the way, why is it so fucking important that John McCain, a guy who has admitted he does not know shit about the economy, so goddamn important to the process that he has to suspend the democratic process for a few days and rush back to Washington to be in on the negotiations?)

One can’t help but wonder if the Administration That Cries Wolf is once again trying to sneak something past the American people. Forgive me if I can’t help but think all the big noise they’re making is because they know this is their last chance to bilk the taxpayer and make their buddies rich and they are afraid if they don’t scare us into thinking that we don’t even have time to read the bailout package we might realize they are just the same bunch of lying screwheads they always were.

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Hillary “penis-snatcher” Clinton

by twit

what?

Read this and tell me the same damn thing isn’t happening to the Democratic Party:

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said.

But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.

Over at the DNC, Obama needs 100 superdelegates to step forward and the nomination battle is over.

since the primaries will have lifted Obama over 1,900 delegates (elected and super), he’ll only need about 100 more, out of about 300 uncommitted superdelegates.

Yet some otherworldy force convinces them that they are impotent.

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