hallelujah, it’s raining mutants

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https://i1.wp.com/www.foxnews.com/images/352079/1_61_twofacedbaby320.jpg The Telegraph reports that local villagers believe “the little girl is a reincarnation of Lord Ganesh, the half person and half elephant, and one of the most worshipped deities in the Hindu pantheon.”

CNN reports: “the little girl is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms.”

Raw Story has AP video. The BBC has updates.

https://i2.wp.com/img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/8LimbGirlBARC_468x319.jpg Previously, “[a] toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu…

The extraordinary eight-limbed baby was born in a poverty-stricken region of Bihar, India – on the day devoted to the celebration of the four-armed Hindu deity Vishnu.”

and before that,

https://i0.wp.com/newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39920000/jpg/_39920559_frog.jpg ” All the creature’s eyes and legs appear to function normally, but it is not known whether it eats using all three of its mouths.

The amphibian was kept in a container for several hours but hopped away later while nursery staff were showing it to curious parents.”

and then there’s this https://i2.wp.com/www.annexed.net/images/3headed.jpg

“Lin noted that the turtle walks in a zigzag pattern because the two fully-developed heads which flank a partially developed one cannot agree on which direction to take.

Now you may be thinking, ‘well thank goodness I don’t live in a polluted backwater like India, the United Kingdom or China.’

But you would be wrong, wrong, wrong.

Meet some mutants from the American food chain, after the jump…

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