Rush Limbaugh is a corpulent dickbag liar

by lestro

I finally got around to watching Rush Limbaugh’s speech from the CPAC conference and I think it demonstrates almost exactly why people do not trust Republicans: We get to actually watch him lie and then fuck up the very thing he claims to “love and revere.”

And they applaud him for it. They actually applaud his ignorance and distortions. Ridiculous.

From Rush Limbaugh’s speech to CPAC on February 28, 2009:

Also, for those of you in the Drive-By Media watching, I have not needed a teleprompter for anything I’ve said. [Cheers and Applause ] And nor do any of us need a teleprompter, because our beliefs are not the result of calculations and contrivances. Our beliefs are not the result of a deranged psychology. Our beliefs are our core. Our beliefs are our hearts. We don’t have to make notes about what we believe. We don’t have to write down, oh do I believe it do I believe that we can tell people what we believe off the top of our heads and we can do it with passion and we can do it with clarity, and we can do it persuasively. Some of us just haven’t had the inspiration or motivation to do so in a number of years, but that’s about to change. [Cheers and Applause]

In the C-Span video, you can see that he, uh, has notes. There is no doubt he is doing a lot of riffing, but then again, his job is to bloviate every day for five hours (the guy can talk), but the fact is he brought out notes.

And he should have used them because he says that “conservatives” are people who “love and revere” our founding documents, and then he says “conservatives” believe that the preamble to the Constitution contains the inarguable truth that we are all endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights.

But it does not.  Not at all.  The Declaration does, because it is a statement of philosophy, but the preamble to the Constitution – the document designed to build a government to protect said rights – most assuredly does NOT contain that inarguable truth.  I don’t care what he and the conservatives believe.


We want every American to be the best he or she chooses to be. We recognize that we are all individuals. We love and revere our founding documents, the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. [Applause] We believe that the preamble to the Constitution contains an inarguable truth that we are all endowed by our creator with certain inalienable rights, among them life. [Applause] Liberty, Freedom. [Applause] And the pursuit of happiness. [Applause] Those of you watching at home may wonder why this is being applauded. We conservatives think all three are under assault. [Applause] Thank you. Thank you.


We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

I’m just saying, maybe the reason people think Rush and the “conservatives” are full of shit is because he says he loves and reveres our founding documents, but hasn’t even studied them enough to tell them apart?

come fucking on.


We want the country to succeed, and for the country to succeed, its people — its individuals — must succeed. Everyone among us must be pursuing his ambition or her desire, whatever, with excellence. Trying to be the best they can be.

Except the president?

You want the country and everyone to succeed except the motherfucking president?

What kind of bullshit is that?

Then he says he doesn’t want the government to succeed, but he wants you to succeed, once again, completely ignoring the very ideals of the first three fucking words of the preamble to the Constitution, We the People.

It’s very simple, a government of the people, by the people and for the people.  It’s not people vs. government. They’re the same damn thing.

Someone explain that to Rush.


3 Responses to Rush Limbaugh is a corpulent dickbag liar

  1. Pingback: lie lie lie half-truth distortion distortion lie lie lie… « The Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi

  2. Tyler says:

    Good article… keep up the good fight. Check out this article I’ve written about Rush:

  3. Minimum Wage Worker says:

    My dad, whom is a sociopath, loves this ahole. My dad tried to kill me twice as a child. He also stood by while I was nearly killed in an accident and showed no emotion. That is Rush Limbaugh’s audience plain and simple. Sociopathic freaks whom have no regard for the downtrodden preferring to call us spineless, weak, and lazy. Brainwashing at it’s finest. What a tremendous boon to mankind having that lazy, fat, pill popping freak dictate the morals of today and tomorrow. I wish for his painful heartache whenever I remember to think about him. Whatever will we do with these circus freaks? And for cryin’ in the sink how desperate must a woman be to stave of starvation by consenting to marry that worthless bag of shit? How many marriages does this stink hole have under his mu’u mu’u? My sociopathic dad has 3 plus countless g/fs and a numbered of swindled old ladies under his belt. Why what upstanding citizens. That’s what’s running this world?

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