Classics of Western Literature in the 21st Century

by Loadz

Who knew that a random spam e-mail could be so beautiful…

Although it’s not much for rhyming, the imagery it invokes is a weird and wonderful thing. I call it “Cassette of Inadequacy” and have carefully transcribed it here:

It debris? or was.

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Or readily The brevet.

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at He.

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Go the italic gale mold.

problematic in panda.

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My be adversary.

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He a refine notification peach.

speaker is perception. Or dilemma

to bracelets. I persistent?

Is no award quay.

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No it seine.

Or in heat shutdown blackberry.

cassette of inadequacy.

be regulation, injunction on gamble.

With operator.

A or empower, bilingual.

Or crank cigar.

I ballot an fasten surge.

A do procedure mango bloodstream.

probably it constrain.

anthrax tranquil at burnt.

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Go on on avert be fulfill. But so mourn.

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her as cerebral trust labyrinth.

mahogany on muted.

counterfeit it chess album.

Be torture.

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it stature? is My.

Be reluctance the regency.

A anarchist by judo.

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But or bourbon. In do underwear.

On go detail powerful boar.

disgrace my reconnaissance.

Be chef no thirteen.

Or an he medial do dishonesty.

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I or sector enjoy displacement.

profession do preparation

disclose an reel maniac.

To cleaner.

do hire inflict clueless.

Go hobby. Or to hooker, needless.

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it the believer reprint antacid. isolate he condom.

greed advise go castle.

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Or waiter. on jumps. Which is state.

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be observable, similarity no underwear.

Which hornet? Be by serif unnecessary.

Or effect In sustain. you respect.

On my contradiction.

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fulfill the crescent. be spirituality, tendency by serve.

Wow, are you still here? Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it. I don’t know art, but I know what I like…


One Response to Classics of Western Literature in the 21st Century

  1. this is epic. and truly weird and wonderful.

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