Kurt Cobain’s ashes have escaped to a better place…

by twit

Courtney, had I known you were keeping Kurt’s ashes in a pink teddy bear bag, I would have considered it a duty to get them away from you … which feels like a terrible thing to say, because the twit doesn’t like to make light of anyone’s grief. But dammit, Courtney, a pink teddy bear bag?


Via The Guardian on June 2, 2008:

Love believes a former friend is responsible for swiping Kurt’s remains, which were stored in a pink bear-shaped handbag and hidden in a wardrobe at her Hollywood home.

She now claims to be suicidal as a result of the theft:

“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me.

I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”

(example image via amazing balloons)

Although in an attempt to be more fair, it is true that as far as security precautions go, it is just about the last place one might think to look…


6 Responses to Kurt Cobain’s ashes have escaped to a better place…

  1. Dave says:

    Lets just pray the bitch doesn’t get them back then, huh?

  2. Courtney Love would be a great vice president pick for Hillary Clinton.

    Now that Hillary has lost the delegate count but apparently refuses to concede the nomination, she really needs a vice presidential candidate that will make her look not-as-crazy by comparison. Courtney seems perfect for the role.

  3. deaconloadz says:

    I have finally found out what hell must really be like.
    Having to spend eternity in something pink owned by Courtney Love.

  4. Bill Clinton, take note…

  5. humboldtsquid says:

    So if Courtney kills herself b/c Kurt’s heart shaped box was stolen, will the thief be hailed as a murderer or a martyr?

  6. performance artist, I would imagine.

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