postcards from the internets

by twit

when he’s right he’s right: “I have some news for John McCain,” Obama said, according to The Politico. “There was no Al Qaeda in Iraq until George Bush and John McCain” started their war… John McCain may like to say he wants to follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of Hell, but so far all he’s done is follow George Bush into a misguided war…”

when she’s right she’s right twice: “It’s a hard sell for Hillary to say that she is the only one capable of leading this country in a war when she helped in leading the country into that war.” aaaand: “It is only because of the utter open-mindedness of the press that Hillary can lose 11 contests in a row and still be treated as a contender.”

through the looking glass: “First came Harold Ickes, who gave a presentation about Hillary Rodham Clinton’s prospects that severed all ties with reality.”

and back again: “A new CBS News/New York Times poll finds Barack Obama with a 16-point lead over rival Hillary Clinton among Democratic primary voters nationwide…

When all registered voters were asked who they favored in a head-to-head general election match up between Obama and McCain, Obama led by 12 percentage points, 50 to 38 percent. In a Clinton-McCain match up, registered voters were evenly split, with 46 percent backing each candidate.”

when the kitteh’z right…

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more postcards after the jump…

the definition of dedication: “Team members had to remove hundreds of tonnes of rock by hand in high winds, fog, rain, freezing temperatures and with the constant threat of attack by polar bears,” to find this: “A large pliosaur was big enough to pick up a small car in its jaws and bite it in half.”

attorney army joins foreclosure fray: “Judges in at least five states have stopped foreclosure proceedings because the banks that pool mortgages into securities and the companies that collect monthly payments haven’t been able to prove they own the mortgages.”

wait, drugs aren’t the answer? According to the lead researcher on the study, University of Hull Professor Irving Kirsch, “The difference in improvement between patients taking placebos and patients taking anti-depressants is not very great.”

meth plus naked chick plus television cameras equals “what is probably an irreversible meth psychosis”

special thanks to the Texas school system for producing such fine vandals, because racits everywhere are now inspired to repent the error of their ways:

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One Response to postcards from the internets

  1. squishmael says:

    She’s only a contender because its free publicity for Obama. Or, at least, that’s the way it looks from behind the glass.

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