The Book of Four

In the beginning, there was justice…

by The Kiwi

Though this is the first official online home of the Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi, before this online incarnation, clergy members found themselves posting in other corners of the internet wilderness under various aliases and avatars.

One such avatar is justice4all, whose profile contained a cryptic quote from the Simpsons episode “Citizen Kang”:

we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom

and a link to one of her favorite videos of 2007:

The Book of Four is part of an early base of theories and ideas that are being expanded at the Church, including wry looks at the politics and other news of the day, sometimes couched in a cynical humor.

Stay tuned for the gathering of posts that represent the whole of the Book of Four, reprinted with the author’s permission.

CHAPTER I: Free Mars

CHAPTER II: $80,000 For Your Free Speech

CHAPTER III: God Hates the First Amendment

CHAPTER IV: How We Lost the Iraq War

CHAPTER V: The Revolution Will Be Televised