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		<title>It&#8217;s called evolution</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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It turns out that fish have been using &#8220;vocalization&#8221; for around 400 million years, similar to how birds and frogs use sounds to communicate. The BBC reports on July 17, 2008:


Professor Bass told BBC News: “We identified where this pattern generator developed in the brains of these fishes, and then we looked at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>graffiti for butterflies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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neat: it tells them where to stop for food on their migrations.

via kottke
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		<title>Bush is a space alien from a stupid planet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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Finally, it all makes sense now:
 Via the Star-Telegram on July 16, 2008:
Federal Aviation Administration radar appears to confirm the presence of unidentified aircraft on Jan. 8 over the Stephenville-Dublin area, with at least one appearing to head toward President Bush’s Crawford Ranch, the same night that dozens of people reported seeing UFOs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain vs. The Video Professor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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it had to happen&#8230;

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		<title>Diplomacy, what is it good for?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
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According to President Bush, absolutely nothing. From CNN on May 15, 2008:
In his first address to Israel’s parliament Thursday, President Bush reiterated the United States’ “unbreakable” alliance with the Jewish state and denounced calls to negotiate with “terrorists and radicals.”
In a speech before the Knesset, Bush compared calls to talk with unnamed terrorist [...]]]></description>
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		<title>anarchy for breakfast</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ by twit

Via the Raw Story, it looks like there are some plans developing to welcome the Republican National Convention to St. Paul, Minnesota:
Since last summer, an anarchist group calling itself the RNC Welcoming Committee has been advertising its intention to be present at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, MN this September, even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>postcards from the internets</title>
		<link>http://apocalyptickiwi.wordpress.com/2008/07/13/postcards-from-the-internets-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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Banksy! Perhaps his identity has been revealed?  The twit&#8217;s not convinced, but this:

Asked by the paper whether Gunningham was Banksy, he replied: “Well, he wasn’t then”.
Gunningham’s father Peter said he did not recognise the person in the photograph, while his mother Pamela maintained she had never even had a son.
does seem like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Karl Rove Over</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 03:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ by squishmael
This kind of thing is what makes my stomach turn. Karl Rove has thumbed his nose at the law of the land and what is worse is that I don&#8217;t doubt that he&#8217;ll get away with it somehow.
I have no long-winded rant ready to unleash on anyone who might happen to stumble upon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You go to the voting booth with the Constitution you&#8217;ve got&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ by lestro
So we all know one of the candidates wasn&#8217;t born in the US, right?
It&#8217;s true, sometimes the email chains are real! John McCain was not born in the United States.
McCain&#8217;s dad was a Navy man (both McCain&#8217;s father and grandfather were admirals) and McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone while his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kid delivers LSD-laced cookies to cops.  Actually, nevermind, the cops were just trippin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ by twit
When I first saw the article about the teenager accused of going to several police stations in Texas and delivering batches of cookies that smelled like pot but were actually laced with LSD, I figured it was another illustration for the &#8220;children left behind&#8221; files, the part of the chronicle where representatives from [...]]]></description>
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