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October 31, 2008 Leave a comment
by twit
From the Drudge Report:

We know people who know people so you don't have to.
October 31, 2008 3 Comments
by twit
Leonid meteor shower image via EideardVia MSNBC:
NASA astronaut Clayton Anderson, an Expedition 15 flight engineer, tosses a hefty unneeded ammonia tank the size of a refrigerator overboard from the space station during a July 23, 2007 spacewalk. The tank is expected to reenter Earth’s atmosphere on Nov. 2, 2008.
… Known as the Early Ammonia Servicer, or EAS, the coolant tank is the largest piece of orbital trash ever tossed overboard by hand from the space station.
… Exactly where the tank will inevitably fall is currently unknown, though it is expected to re-enter Earth’s atmosphere Sunday afternoon or later that evening, NASA officials said.
It’s shootin’ time!
October 27, 2008 Leave a comment
by lestro
Treat her like any other candidate, right?
Ever since Clinton was asked on that MTV thing back in 1992, every candidate has had to answer the question “boxers or briefs?” and John Kerry recently joked that McCain’s answer was “Depends…”
So in the spirit of not being sexist, when do we get an answer from Sarah Palin about her undergarment preference? Thong or boy shorts? Granny Panties or T-back? Cotton or commando?
Inquiring minds want to know…
… especially what kind of underwear one gets on a $150,000 shopping spree.
October 27, 2008 1 Comment
by lestro
When the basis for the closing weeks of your campaign comes down to emphasizing the differences between the “pro-America” sections of the country as compared to the cities (a concept the Philadelphia Inquirer recently ripped to shreds) you should really make sure you are on the up and up yourself.
Because for the record, this:

image via The New York Times
violates the flag code.
Section 176 (”respect for flag”), subsection (g) of the US Flag Code states:
(g) The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.
Johnny Mac should know better.
October 25, 2008 2 Comments
by twit
He’s finally been booted out of the campaign:
Joe McCain said: “I feel terrible about having hurt the campaign over this incident. I won’t be doing any more campaigning because of that.”
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… McCain’s brother has been in the news on other occasions recently.
Joe McCain, speaking at an event in early October in support of his brother, called two Democratic-leaning areas in Northern Virginia “communist country.”
“I’ve lived here for at least 10 years and before that about every third duty I was in either Arlington or Alexandria, up in communist country,” the younger McCain, a Navy veteran, said at an event in Loudoun County, Va.
Joe McCain then apologized, but the remark reportedly drew laughter at the event.
October 24, 2008 Leave a comment
by lestro
That’s our lesson today kids, brought to you by the letter “R”…
The pollsters were in the field asking about happiness this month, a period when economic news was gloomy for everybody and presidential campaign news seemed especially baleful for Republicans. Yet they found 37 percent of Republicans are “very happy,” compared with 25 percent of Democrats; 51 percent of Republicans and 52 percent of Democrats are “pretty happy”; and 9 percent of Republicans are “not too happy,” compared with 20 percent of Democrats.
The partisan happiness gap — unbroken for nearly four decades — is impervious to electoral ups and downs. It has something to do with worldview.
Right, because a world view in which you refuse to let facts get in the way of belief is like the Land of Make Believe (plus, the party leader is an obvious puppet…) where everything goes your way and reality never gets in the way of a good story.
But seriously, says Lehane, if Republicans are more happy, it’s because they care less.
“The typical Republican is happy coming home to a 62-inch television, pulling out a fine bottle of cognac or Scotch, putting his feet on the table and enjoying the fruits of his labor, but not caring what’s going on in the world outside their living room . . . and their gated community.”
Government-funded researchers identified the happiness gap in 1972. Since then, the Democrats have been comparatively more bummed out not just during the tenures of GOP presidents Ford, Reagan, Bush and Bush. They were noticeably less joyful than Republicans even during the GOP fiasco of Watergate, and during the Democratic Carter and Clinton administrations.
Not to mention the money. It’s a lot easier to be happy when you are loaded.
What’s the Republicans’ secret to feeling groovy?
“They have more money,” Paul Taylor, director of the Pew Social & Demographic Trends project, writes in the new report. “They have more friends. They are more religious. They are healthier. They are more likely to be married. They like their communities better. They like their jobs more. They are more satisfied with their family life. They like the weather better.”
October 23, 2008 2 Comments
by lestro
I am just completely taken aback by this admission…
Facing a firing line of questions from Washington lawmakers, Alan Greenspan, the former Federal Reserve chairman once considered the infallible maestro of the financial system, admitted on Thursday that he “made a mistake” in trusting that free markets could regulate themselves without government oversight.
Wow. Shit must be worse than we thought.
Greenspan was all about deregulation and all about the market being the answer to the ills of the world.
But what he failed to count on was the overwhelming greed.
Which seems odd, because no one gets into the market because it is fulfilling, they get in to make MONEY. Usually at any cost. Didn’t he see Bonfire of the Vanities or Wall Street?
October 21, 2008 8 Comments
by twit
Not if the $150,000 or so in clothes she’s gotten from the RNC counts as income…
via Wonkette, Politico reports on Oct 22, 2008:
The Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.
According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.
The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.
and not if she’s in prison!
The cash expenditures immediately raised questions among campaign finance experts about their legality under the Federal Election Commission’s long-standing advisory opinions on using campaign cash to purchase items for personal use.
image via Wonkette
October 21, 2008 1 Comment
by lestro
This time it hits home because it is coming from one of my very favorite newspapers, The Philadelphia Inquirer (as reported in the NY Times):
Over the weekend, the Philadelphia Inquirer joined the many newspapers that have endorsed Senator Barack Obama for president rather than Senator John McCain, contributing to the 3-to-1 advantage that Mr. Obama already has in newspaper support, according to Editor & Publisher.
Yet the Philadelphia Inquirer also endorsed Senator McCain. That’s not a typo.
On the same page that the newspaper published a 901-word editorial supporting Mr. Obama, it ran just beneath it a 391-word dissent in support of Mr. McCain.
Seriously. They actually did that. What the fuck? Officially, of course, nothing happened:
Brian Tierney, chief executive of the company that owns The Inquirer, Philadelphia Media Holdings, and who sits on the newspaper’s editorial board, would not say. In an interview on Tuesday, Mr. Tierney would only say, “We don’t talk about what goes on on the editorial page.”
But the Times has its ways:
But another member of the Editorial Board, who asked not to be identified because of possible repercussions, said that it was Mr. Tierney who pressed the case for Mr. McCain. After arriving at the meeting, the board member said, “we went around the room” and Mr. Obama was the “overwhelming winner.”
At that point, the person said, “Tierney weighed in and made the case for McCain.”
Mr. Tierney, an advertising executive who in the past had been involved in Republican politics, was among a number of business executives who bought the Inquirer and its sister paper, the Philadelphia Daily News, from the McClatchy Company in 2006 for $562 million.
So let me get this straight: It was actually the REPUBLICAN forcing his view on the newsroom and using his power and influence to try and sway an election?
October 21, 2008 1 Comment
by lestro
It appears that Sarah Palin isn’t the only double-talker in the Alaskan delegation. Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens, who is currently defending his ethics in court, has had some practice himself, as this exchange from his trial so beautifully explains:
But Ms. Morris did highlight two other issues aimed at damaging Mr. Stevens’s credibility. She challenged Mr. Stevens about his possession for seven years of an expensive massage chair bought for him in 2001 by another friend, Bob Persons.
Mr. Stevens did not list the chair on his disclosure forms as a gift, he said, because it was a loan.
“That chair, it’s still at your house?” Ms. Morris asked.
“Yes,” Mr. Stevens replied. “How is that not a gift?” she then asked.
Mr. Stevens said Mr. Persons “bought the chair as a gift but I refused it as a gift.” He said he agreed to have the chair stored in his home for Mr. Persons.
“So, if you say it’s not a gift, it’s not a gift?” the prosecutor asked. She then confronted Mr. Stevens with a note he wrote to Mr. Persons thanking him for the chair, saying how much he loved using the chair and even sometimes fell asleep in it.
Wow, that’s ballsy.
Especially for a guy facing seven felony counts of ethics violations.
October 20, 2008 Leave a comment
by twit
The de ja vu is uncanny:
via leapsecond
October 17, 2008 3 Comments
by twit
… just because I can see the moon / doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon…
Via the Viral Video Chart
October 16, 2008 Leave a comment
by twit
We knew this was coming…
Several makers of brain-computer interfaces, or BCIs — devices that facilitate operating a computer by thought alone — claim the technology is poised to jump from the medical sector into the consumer gaming world in 2008.
and now it is here:

Sixteen sensors actually read your brain’s electrical signatures to let you play a videogame by just thinking about it. Included software lets you use the device to manipulate any PC title. Think run and you’re out of there; think shoot and your enemy is toast.
So when do we get one that can surf the Internet?
October 11, 2008 5 Comments
by twit
“The chorus of boos” was “almost deafening“
“Palin came out onto the Wachovia Center ice Saturday night — greeted by resounding (almost deafening) boos from the Flyers crowd”
October 11, 2008 3 Comments
by twit
update: via McClatchy, from an Anchorage Daily News editorial on October 15, 2008:
Sarah Palin’s reaction to the Legislature’s Troopergate report is an embarrassment to Alaskans and the nation.
She claims the report “vindicates” her. She said that the investigation found “no unlawful or unethical activity on my part.”
Her response is either astoundingly ignorant or downright Orwellian.

We’re through the looking glass, people.
October 10, 2008 11 Comments
by twit
What do you mean you don’t have time to read the entire 263 page report about how Sarah Palin abused her authority as governor?
Your faithful twit has collected some highlights for you:
(pdf at 8)
(pdf at 49)
(pdf at 52)
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